He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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