I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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