Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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