I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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