just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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