My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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