But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Not as such, no.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest