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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?

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  i cant lie to you.

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• (951): View more from California

  So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.

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• (925): View more from California

  She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.

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