She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Randomize
