he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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