i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
they're like a gay fantastic four
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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