if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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