I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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