no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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