She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
