no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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