you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.