I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.