so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
