Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I cockslap morals
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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