It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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