Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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