no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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