quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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