last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
two words: eviction party
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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