i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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