Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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