the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have feelings that need drinking.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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