I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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