Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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