We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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