I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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