I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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