Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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