found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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