just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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