just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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