are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think my nap took me to another dimension
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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