I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
what if I'm pregnant?
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
