That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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