Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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