too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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