I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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