Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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