Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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