How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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