he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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