It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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