The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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