My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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