I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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