apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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