He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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