don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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