I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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