I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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