Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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