If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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