He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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