Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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