I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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