Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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